BLURB

DATELINE: New York

     JAY... We don't know what to think of him. We have seen him at The J.F.K. School of Government at Harvard. We have seen him at the Bowery Bar. We have seen him at The Ambassador Grill; we have seen him at Mimi's Bar and Grill, The Collected Unconscious and at The Bank of International Settlements. Who is he? What is he? He was born in Machiavelli Wisconsin at the tender age of three. He was raised in Cuddling and Huddling Against The World Free From Outside Influence, Massachusetts. But, at seventeen, he left his peaceful mountain village to see New York and to chow down some decent Meow Mix. For the next few years, he was thrown woman to woman because he lacked the decency to say no. Later he would disappear from public life saying only he wanted within himself to find the true meaning of the word "yes". We asked him if he had, he said, "maybe". When in New York, he was memorable as “PEANUT” in HOWDY DOODY. So enthralled with himself from that appearance, he hasn't worked since. His remarkable band, "L.C.I.B." conceived, "THE POWERS THAT BE", (their hit Song"), in another song, "FROTHING FOR MY GIRL", Jay sings through his nose. In, "ASK DOCTOR JAY”, he was asked, "What made you so very famous?" He paused and paused again, looked up and said, "I guess my ability to...” and went to sleep.